i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off
this whole tweet is good but T-Pain’s animal crossing character is killing me like thats. exactly what i was expecting
our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide
a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane
dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble
dave “mike” benjamin barnes and buster “ike” jerry noble
honestly nothing fazes me anymore, donald trump could make the john green cock monologue publicly and I would be like okay
Our Leader. He is us. We are him.
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.
